This is something truly remarkable. When you are per say… With a friend around 11:30 to 5:00 at night, you suddenly act like your on crack though none is to be found. There might be some hidden in your friend’s mom’s underwear drawer but who really knows.. You act totally stupid saying things such as: “DUUUUUUUDEEEE! There’s a nin- *giggle* a ninja over by the door! *laughs hysterically until they wet themselves*. This night time fiasco is usually brought on by extreme cases of boredom, weirdness, tiredness, or large intakes of sugary energy drinks. This is also not just for the young’ens; them oldies get the “heebie-jeebies” now and then. Or at least they did “back in the day”. ;)
Most topics discussed by teens with S. L. T. S. (Sleepy Lunatic Teen Syndrome) include: popular tv shows, ninjas, zombies, various food items, michael jackson, toddlers in a model-T, or rabid squirrels. Also kids, if you are ever in this state and someone is busting out glow sticks and scissors then WALK AWAY!!!! Trust me, been there done that… Twice. This state is classified as to be brought on without the use of alcohol or drugs, but it is still stupid to drive in this condition. (Especially if you are under 16 and unlicensed).
Ladies, and gentlemen. This rant has been brought to you by the S. L. T. S. Awareness Program.
published: October 2nd, 2011
Tagged as: sleep. crazy. lunacy. funny. laugh. sassafrass. random. fun.